You asked, I answered....

So The Lady Girl and Ieisha both wanted to know how my weekend went....

Well well well, where should I start? Oh yea, it was NOT a kid free weekend, just a kid free Friday nite. The rest of the weekend was pretty hum drum, so for the purpose of this post, we'll just talk about Friday. Don't despair, Friday was an event in and of itself!

Friday

I left work at 4:30p. I was especially excited b/c I was getting the keys to my new apartment. I had lived between my Dad and cousin for the past two months and needless to say, I was OVER it.

I get to the apartment complex and the leasing consultant is on the phone clearly going off on someone. She proceeds to rant for a full five minutes as I'm standing there waiting. I start looking at my BB b/c I don't have time for this. I still have to pick the kids up and drop them off at my Dad's before my hair appt. She finally gets off the phone and says "I'm sorry sweetie, how are you". That right there kinda threw me for a loop. I mean wth seriously. She asks me do I want to go thru the leasing process "slow or fast". At this point, I'm thinking "is this a joke? Is Ashton Kutcher going to jump out of the bushes?" I tell her, lets go for fast b/c I have a hair appt.

The rest of the leasing process was pretty routine. I did however get lost on the way to my new apartment(Yea I know what your thinking, no the heifer did NOT walk me to my new home. SIGH). I go check the place out and check the mail( I had already fwd my mail to that address a week ago) and roll out to get the kids.

I pick the kids up, drop them off w/ my Dad and jump back on the highway to get to my hair appt. I get to the hairdresser. I get a relaxer(Mizani you are my heart) and my color(don't fret, it's just semi-perm so my hair is not in danger of falling out in clumps lol) I looked to dam fly if I do say so myself(and I dam sure do).

I call my BFF and ask her where she's at. She's pretty much the only person here I go out w/ all like that. She's the only that I trust totally w/ my life and who I don't mind seeing me in an inebriated state(it's probably b/c her azz be on that too)

So we decide to meet up in about an hour and go from there. A half hour after this convo, she calls me an says "I don't have ish to wear". Ok, we have to get creative b/c at this point it's after 10p and everything on Buckeye soil is closed. We get "creative" and she ends up looking super cute.

We go to our local "watering hole" and it is DEAD. I mean to quote the words of another friend of mine that was there...."It looks like every misfortunate looking man in {{our city's name here}} came out tonite" LMAO!!! It did though ya'll. It was almost 12:15am and the place closes at 2:15am so that wasn't a good sign at all. Thankfully, the menfolk started pouring in around 12:45am and it was all good.

I look up and see my "manfriend" come thru the door. He sees me and we smile at each other. I thought I was looking extra fly so ya'll know I had to do a lil "drink and my 2step". He noticed and sent me a text. I make my way over to him and give him a lil hug and kiss on the cheek. He tells me to make sure I don't leave his sight that nite. I had no intention of leaving his site..TRUST! LOL. I continue to dance, drink, mingle until the nite end's.

As I'm leaving, he tells me to wait for him in my car, I go to the car and collect my bearings until he gets there(like 5 min). He gets in the car and tells me we're going to an afterhours spot (Bootleg for those in the Midwest). On the way we stop at a gas station cause I had to pee something TERRIBLE! I go in the station and this guy stops to speak to me, I say hello and keep it moving. I get back out to my car and the same dude is talking to "him". Dude sees me approaching and goes back to his car. I get in my car and my manfriend proceeds to go off..saying how he doesn't want me speaking to his boys b/c they all want me. (WTF, dude don't blame your insecurities on me.) He decides that he wants me to drop him off at his car. He gets on his cellphone and starts exhibiting extreme bitchassness(c. Diddy) telling his friends that I "won't take him back to his car". I start laughing and proceed to drive to my apartment. We get there and I ask him to come inside so we can talk. He says "no, we both just need to realize there is no future for us". I get a lump in my throat b/c I can't front, I care about dude and we've tried to be together a couple of times but it just never works out.

I sit out there w/ him for a few minutes in silence. He finally ask can he go up to my place so he can use the bathroom. We go to my apartment and he starts walking thru the place saying how nice everything looks. I tell him thanks and go in my room to lay down. He knocks on the door and ask can he lay w/ me.

Now ladies, we all know what happens when a man "lays w/ us". I tell him I don't care. The most mind blowing sex ensued...Wooooooooooo chile' I mean just dizam!! LOL. I would give a lil bit more detail but a lady never kisses and tells *wink* Needless to say he didn't leave until Sunday after I cooked dinner. :)~

I'd say more about him but he did some truly foul shit and right now, I'm not sure what our "status" is anymore so.....I guess our story may or may not be to be continued.